Nirmal Baba ke parvachan -- Part 1

Nirmal Baba ke parvachan sammellan me aapka swaagat hai..

nirmal baba internet pe baitha chann vyaqtioyo ko chunenge jinka bhagaya aaj khulne vala hai

orr unhe unke bure samhe se chhutkara paane ka smadhaan milega..

Nirmal Babe (ki jai): haan aap iconic writer aap khade ho jayie...

mike pakkad lijiye.. arey galle me mat daliye stethoscope nahi hai..

preshaani bolne se pehle boliye.. jai ho aamir khan ki..

Milind: jaiiii (with trembling voice) ho aaaameeeeer ( with almost tears coming out of eyes) khan ki...

Baba mujhe NG se ban kar diya gaya hai...

Nirmal Baba (ki jai): woh to mere chhote bhai ko bhai kar diya gaya hai.. nikamma mujh par gaya hai ek dummm heheheh (kisne kaha tha wikipage banane ko)

Milind ji aap kaun se hero ke fan hai..

Milind: Baba.. the King SRK ka..

N Baba: dekhiya SRK ka time kharaab chal raha hai uski vajah se aapka bhi samay kaaafi namakool hai.. aap aisa kijiye aamir ke fan ban jayie aap par kripa ho jayegi..

Milind (went to commit suicide)

Nirmal Baba: aap khade ho jayie.. jinhone ne NG se alag hokar site banayi thi..

sputnik: baba mein.

N Baba: arey nahi abhi aapka time bhi aayega (aapka bhi sattu ki tarah naam roshan hoga).. sattu ki baat kar raha hoon mein..

Sattu: Baba uhh uhhh uhhh .. baba uuhh uhh

N baba: royie matt.. dekhiye royenge to mujhe samajh nahi aayega ki aapki preshaani kya hai..

Sattu: babaaaaa.. abhishek movie hit nahi ho rahi baba.. kuchh karo baba..

N baba: aap kaun se company ka mobile connection use karte hai..

Sattu: Airtel baba..

N baba mann me (bhosdike tatta fan hai.. salle chatta abhishek ki hai or connection srk ki ad vaale ka): Idea le liye aappe kripa ho jayegi...

Sattu: abhishek ki movie hit ho jayegi..?? (with glowing face)

N baba: nahi aapka favourite change ho jayega..

N Baba: haanji aap khade ho jayie... haan jinki shakal pe likha hai ki aap akshay ke fan hai..

Tashan: Baba, aapki kripa se HF2 hit ho gayi baba.. mein ye rowdy rathod ke poster laya hoon bhent me.....

N baba: beta sabko batayo ki meine tumhe kaunsa upaye bataya tha..

Tashan: baba aapne kaha tha ki.. salman ka jaap karna har NG thread me.. salman ka luck akki ko bhi lag jayega..

N Baba thinking aaj kal salman ka luck to hamare luck se bhi jyaada chal raha hai...

N Baba: haan aap jo girre hue payon(footfalls) bahut dekhte hai khade ho jayie..

Danish: Baba, humm to aapke raj me khush hai.. sallu bhai ki harr movie hit hai...

N Baba: ETT hit karane ke liye.. aapko srk ki yeh darling hai india har mahine dekhni hogi..

N Baba: chaliye abhi.. ke liya itna kaafi .. baaki next day..